Fake people.

     I don’t know, perhaps it’s just me.  You know, the new year and all.  I have been using a certain blog site that shall remain nameless.  It is a great site, but I can never understand the profile pictures some people use.  Yes, I realize that it is all in what you make it.  Hence, my point.  If you read someones profile and it says they are around 60 and your profile picture is of some girls stomach out of Vogue and you know, it is some girls stomach out of Vogue, do you believe their profile or anything they write?  Everyone knows what I mean.  A picture of a very lean stomach in very low cut pants and beautiful long nails.

     I suppose I am nitpicking and should stop.  I mean, it is only five days into the new year and here I am complaining.  Well, not really complaining, just questioning.  I have the standard profile pic, you know, the outline of a cardboard statue somewhere, it looks like the a cardboard cutout of the Pillsbury dough boy.  Not that I look like that, I just don’t have any pictures of myself, and if I did, I do not know how to post them.  Silly me, I just see things like, “I’m 60 and here is my stomach.”  I don’t think so, but if it is, I want what your having.  More power to you. 

     The last two days have been pretty bad, and nothing seems to have gone right.  I had to travel 10 hours in the back seat of a S10 pickup with my Austrailian Shepherd and she weighs 88 pounds and I had the flu the whole time.  My mood may be just a little off.  If I am rambling, slap me and send me an email, these are just thoughts I have pondered while having a high fever.  No one my age wants to see a 20 year old flat stomach, it is just plain depressing.  Have a wonderful New Year and I will snap out of it.

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