A collection of terms that appear so often in essays and academic articles and the bullshit that they are hiding.
A collection of terms that appear so often in essays and academic articles and the bullshit that they are hiding.
‘It has been long known’- I haven’t bothered to check the references
‘It is known’- I believe
‘It is believed’- I think
‘There has been some discussion’- Nobody agrees with me
‘It can be shown’- Take my word for it
‘It is proven’- It agrees with something mathematical
‘Of great theoretical importance’- I find it interesting
‘Of great practical importance’- Justification of my employment
‘Of great historical importance’- This will make me famous
‘Some samples were chosen for study’- The others didn’t make sense
‘Typical results are shown’- The best results are shown
‘The investigations proved rewarding’- My grant has been renewed
‘It is generally believed that’- A couple of other guys think so too
‘It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding’- I don’t understand it
‘Unfortunately, a quantitative theory to account for these effects has not been formulated’- Neither does anybody else
‘In my experience’- Once
‘In case after case’- Twice
‘In a series of cases’- Thrice
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