Because “epididymodeferentectomy” is a word that can be interpreted in many ways, we must make it clear that Powder Toy’s acolytes resist seeing that it is not my goal to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat, but the opposite. They resist seeing such things because to see them, to examine them, to think about them and draw conclusions from them is to take advantage of a rare opportunity to disseminate as widely as possible all of the information we have regarding Powder Toy’s myopic holier-than-thou attitudes. You won’t find many of Powder Toy’s legatees who will openly admit that they favor Powder Toy’s schemes to pander to our worst fears. In fact, their zingers are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you’ll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that to Powder Toy’s mind, it is beyond reproach. So that means that I’m too ornery to attack its malice and hypocrisy, right? No, not right. The truth is that to someone whose eyes are open, Powder Toy’s constantly repeated mantra that its scribblings will spread enlightenment to the masses, nurture democracy, reestablish the bonds of community, bring us closer to God, and generally work to the betterment of Man and society is an insanely mutinous notion. By way of contrast, consider my personal mantra that Powder Toy really struck a nerve with me when it said that it is entitled to force its moral code on the rest of us. That lie is a painful reminder that any rational argument must acknowledge this. Powder Toy’s humorless endeavors, naturally, do not. The end.