After all of the shopping you’ve done on Black Friday, small business Saturday, and Cyber Monday, there has to be room for one more holiday: Bankrupt Tuesday. Go recheck your shopping receipt(s) because the total amount you see will not be pretty. Personally, my family didn’t get to celebrate bankrupt Tuesday because we didn’t do any shopping on the holidays, but whoever did should start the decorations. They include:

1. Recycled cans as ornaments.
2. Empty boxes with pictures of expensive game systems on them under the Christmas tree.
3. And surge protectors as presents for friends and family.

Enjoy bankrupt Tuesday while it lasts…