OK this isn’t a hard question, how do i become a millionaire right now i have about 10 pounds in my pocket so that’s not going to make me a mint. I could get a million people to read my postings even that wouldn’t bring me a million would it. I could rob a bank no that’s out the question i haven’t got the balls and secondly i don’t fancy a long jail sentence. I could write a book but sadly i haven’t got the brains or the money to invest either.

What about a nice sugar daddy, that would be easy that wouldn’t it meeting some billionaire that hands it me on a silver platter oh yes.  I think this is just a pipe dream of course that’s because i born with nothing and i will die with nothing. My last resort would be a begging letter to some rich tycoon just a little begging letter, and on that note i shall leave it there as all i have got at the moment is finger ache from typing the last week or so which as brought me all of 0.0.2  now what can a woman buy with that.