cellphones, we all have them, but they always ring at the wrong time, and ruine everything, so people created the vibrate function, now, your pocket vibrates everytime you get a ring, i saw a guy who used a vibrating cellphone as a sex toy, that moment ruined my life, so i propose a function that will squirt a little water when you get a ring, this will keep the anoying sound out of the way and the onr who uses the vibrate features as a sex toy, no you can feel your pocket geting wet, then you know its time to go to the bathroom and talk it up in the stalls, oops, i think i peed my pants while trying it.