E.T. went home to his planet. However, before he left, he hid ten fortune cookies. Each cookie had a unique and special fortune attached. Luckily, these fortune cookies have been discovered. Here are ten of E.T.’s wisest views on things:

1.   Be good or Santa will not come down your chimney.

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2.   Neck stretches will decrease your weight.

3.   If you are left behind, don’t forget your E.T. credit card. It’s will work on any habitable planet.

4.   Beware of Men in Black. They are very sneaky.

5.   Never meet Darth Vadar in a dark alley. He might cause your head to explode.

6.   Captain Kirk is a very enterprising young man. You should meet him one day.

7.   Beer is a wonderful drink. You should have it enshrined forever.

8.   Gummy Bears are very cosmic. They roll around in E.T.’s stomach.

9.   Don’t play with frogs. They are liable to croak on you.

10.  Never call long distance to another planet. The cost is out of this world.