The Joker is on the loose.  He has concocted some really amusing fortune cookie sayings just for you.  Let’s see what this arch criminal has on his mind.

1.   Quit clowning around and be serious for a change.  Also, empty your pockets.

2.   If you are allergic to bats, stay away from Batman.  On second thought, go ahead and sneeze on his cape.

3.   Never try to tame a wild Joker.  You just might see your pants on the ground.

4.   Never jump in a vat of Jello.  The gag has got kind of moldy.

5.   You can’t teach an old hot dog new tricks.  Didn’t you find this saying rather bunny?

6.   The Penguin married Mary Poppins and they both flew off holding their umbrellas.

7.   Catwoman caught Robin the other day.  The Boy Wonder is now the Boy Under.

8.   The Riddler always has a puzzled expression.  Why is that?

9.   Never try to catch a falling anvil unless you have super powers.

10. Why is it that you can pop a balloon but not mom a balloon?