Granny is wise and wishes to depart some wisdom to you.  So hurry up and open some of her famous fortune cookies.

1.   Eat your meatloaf no matter how hard it appears.

2.   Brush your teeth after every meal.  Don’t slouch.  Cut the nose hairs out of your nose.  Get to it!

3.   The smell of success doesn’t extend to your armpits.

4.   You can pick your friends.  You can pick your clothes.  But please don’t ever pick your nose.

5.   You’re not a big shot if you go around wearing a stained tie.

6.   Dirty clothes and a filthy bathroom does not mean that you have a dirty mind.  Still, you’ve got to clean up your act.

7.   Give of your heart does not mean that you have to donate your heart for a heart transplant.

8.   No more cookies for you!  Your blood sugar is escalating to new levels.  Have some broccoli instead.

9.   You forgot your wife’s birthday?  Prepare for a long and uncomfortable night on the couch.

10. Generosity comes from within your pants.  Now get your wallet out and donate some money to charity.

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