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Who likes paying taxes? Of course the answer is nobody. Let’s see what the tax collector has in store with his witty fortune cookie sayings:

1.  You are about to receive a knock on the door.  The person is not going to say Trick or Treat.
2.  You are about to receive an urgent letter. It is not from the Publishers Clearing House.
3.  The next day may be the last day of your life.
4. The Get Out of Jail card only works in Monopoly.
5. A refund is not in your future.  However, an audit is an almost certainty.
6. Don’t worry about your taxes.  At least you have the clothes on your back; for now.
7. You have been very naughty.  No gifts from Santa.  Hope you kept some cash on hand.
8. The world is not coming to an end.  Only your bank account, your home, and all your assets are about to come to an end.
9. I hate to spoil your important function, but you took too many tax deductions.
10. Prepare to feel a lot of back pain from all the back taxes you owe.