So you would like to be a supermodel.  Good luck!  It takes a lot of effort, perseverance, and the right look.  Here are fifteen fortune cookie sayings from glamorous supermodels.

1.   Look good, feel good, and always diet.

2.   Never lose your smile even if your life is crumbling around you.

3.   Don’t be cheap.  Go out and spend a small fortune on clothes.

4.   High heels are sexy but painful to the feet.

5.   If you look paper thin, perhaps you should re-evaluate your diet.

6.   Go to exotic locations.  Just make sure you charge it on someone elses account.

7.   Exercise, exercise, exercise.  Don’t sit around like a tub of lard.

8.   Ooh, in order to build a steady foundation, make sure that you try out many cosmetic samples.

9.   No one will do back flips if you have dry, chapped lips.

10. Be hot, look hot, feel hot.  Of course if you wear a skimpy and revealing outfit, that’s cool.

11. Money may not bring you happiness, but it will afford you the opportunity to buy more shoes.

12. If you are going to dance the night away, make sure that you take a shower first and brush your dazzling teeth.

13. Go wild and buy the sexiest bikini that you can find at the most expensive boutique.  Of course, if you are built like a truck, you might just want to get a swimsuit at a used clothing store.

14. Chocolates are sweet but dangerous.  Diamonds are sweeter and have no calories.

15. The more you bump and grind, the more your future shall shine.