One day Chocolate Dinosaur was walking home late at night threw graveyard. He returned from a bizarre party where he had sex with several dinosaur chicks of different size and shapes. Of course he was a little drunk and disorientated.

After few bumpings into crosses and total loss of direction where he headed Chocolate Dinosaur finally fell into a fresh grave. He laid there gazing at the skies thinking about his difficult life full of heroic deeds.

Suddenly he saw a lunar anomaly. A strange ray of light went straight from the moon to the grave near the one he laid in. Then he heard the sound of something smashing to the ground. “What the fuck!” – thought Chocolate Dinosaur and flew out of his grave-hideout. (Yes. He can fly. He s a fucking superhero you know. His magic tail gives him this ability)

Chocolate Dinosaur was terrified. He saw dead and rotten Michael Jackson dancing and digging other graves. Corpses rose up and started dancing too. They constantly touched their genitals and walked backwards and cried: “Woo-hoo”.

Michael Jackson saw angry drunk Chocolate Dinosaur heading his way so he tore his nose which was also a shocking grenade and threw it in Chocolate Dinosaur. While Chocolate Dinosaur was in shock Michael Jackson ordered his zombie henchmen “Beat it!” and they captured Choco and started a torture.

But Chocolate Dinosaur is smart even if he is drunk. He shouted “Spiders! There is a spider on you shoulder, Michael. And on your head. And on your back and more coming for you”. Michael Jackson was so scared that he had a heart attack and died immediately. Zombies were so sad because of this and committed suicide all together.

Another victory of the fearless Chocolate Dinosaur !!!