A couple of weeks ago Optimus Prime surfed the web in search of new porn. After that he checked his Triond account. “Fucking glitches again” – thought Optimus and clicked on a shiny ad and got a virus. Virus made him evil and he infected all autobots with it. Later they joined Decepticons and formed Autosepticons – the most misanthropic union of robots ever existed.

Then Optimus Prime constructed a machine which killed people, and made energocubes of their corpses. “All hail Prime!!” – shouted evil Autosepticons devouring energocubes.

Chocolate Dinosaur the greatest Earth hero coulcolate, Transformersdn’t let Autosepticons destruct the human breed, so he wrote a letter where he shamed Autosepticons and he called them out for a duel.

They agreed to meet at the river but came to different banks. Optimus wanted to eliminate Chocolate Dinosaur so much he didn’t even try to find a bridge. He commanded – “Astrotrain transform into cauldron!” Astrotrain transformed into giant cauldron and all Autosepticons jumped into it. They tried to cross the river but Astrotrain forgot how to swim and he was always a ludicrous swimmer so they all drowned.

Humankind was very happy and everybody pissed and spat on Autosepticons ruins.