CRAZIEST THING TO DO

THE OLD MISER

There lives an old miser in the town of Ijebu in Ogun state of Nigeria. This man was very rich; he has a lot of possession but care less about his children. This old man was stingy to an extent that he scarcely sends anybody (young or old) because he fears they might make gain from him.

One day this old miser was very hungry and decided to cross over the main road to get what he would eat, but this man’s eyes were attacked by cataract so he doesn’t see a bus that is coming in front of him and he was knocked down by it, his legs were badly injured and he was rushed to the hospital. The hospital bill was #50,000, his neighbor and family member were able to raise #30,000, the old miser was asked to add the #20,000 balance before treatment would commence on him but he complain of having no money with him. After spending a week in the hospital he was discharge because the hospital can no longer foot his hospital bills.

One week later this old miser died in his house due to lack of care of his wound.

When his children were preparing his body to be charted to the hospital for embalmment, they discovered #550,000 in a bag under his bed. So they decided not to take his corpse to the hospital and not to even spend any dim on his corpse so he was buried immediately and the family members shared his whole property.

Advice: Don’t be too stingy; give your children the best attention they deserved financially.

LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP

A guy who was crazily in love with a lady went to visit the lady in her school hostel. The next day after taken his bath in this lady’s bathroom, he used her body cream and also wear on her perfume unknowing to him that the perfume has being charmed to help hypnotize guys that woo her. When this guy was out in the street, a mad man pound on him and tore off his cloth and raped him. When the mad man was asked the reason behind his action, he complained that the guy was trying to seduce him. This guy would have saved himself this embarrassment should he have ask to use the person.

Advice: always look before leap.