OVER USE OF VOCABULARY

Whenever John speaks he like using too much vocabulary, one day his father’s house was engulf by fire. And he took the only cell phone in the house to call the fire fighter. And the following dialogue ensues between them.

FIRE BRIGADE: hello, fire fighting customer centre, can I help you.

JOHN: yes please!

FIRE FIGHTER: and how can we help you.

JOHN: magnanimous conflagration has engulfed our magnificent edifice of domicile.

FIRE FIGHTER: pardon me, I did not get that.

John continues to repeat himself over and over again but the fight Fighter does not get the grammar so their house was raised down.

Advice: learn to use grammar sensibly and moderately.

CRAZY DANIEL

Daniel is a flirt, he woos a girl for more than one year, and this girl really gives Daniel a very hard time. One day she finally says yes to Daniel proposal. But for several other years she kept on promising to visit Daniel but she always fail to keep her promise. Surprisingly, one day she visited Daniel. Daniel was overwhelmed; he rushed out to get soft drink for her. After the entertainment, Daniel made an advance to the girl but she refused him and Daniel seeing this opportunity as a rare one decided to rape her, he jumped on the girl and tore her cloth off but when he tried to pull down his trouser’s zip, the zip has contact with his dick and injured him badly. So that day his dick was incapacitated and the girl open wide her legs and tease Daniel to come him.

Advice: be calm whenever you have to eat something sweet so that, that sweet thing will not end up eating you.

ABSTRACT NONSENSE

Am standing in front of you to sit behind you and tell you a story I know nothing about, but before I proceed, I have a very important announcement which needs no serious attention. There is going to be a women meeting for men alone on the 24th of last month, the gate fee will be free but you have to pay before you enter, chairs will be available but everybody has to sit on the floor,. Everyone is expected to put on their best cloth provided they have none. If you think what am writing is abstract, call a blind man to read it for a deaf man to listen.

Advice: you too can advise yourself.