Daddy’s little girl

Hello Daddy, did you come to play with me? Yes I come to play with my favorite little girl.

When will Mommy be back? Some time tomorrow night after her yoga retreat is over.

What are we going to play tonight daddy? Daddy is going to show you some new toys.

Oh yippee! These two are called sad sacks and this one in the middle is named Pete. The sad sacks have to keep an eye on Pete to make sure that he does not get into trouble. How does Pete get into trouble daddy? Some times Pete does crazy things when he knows that he shouldn’t. you just never know what he’s going to do. But if you are nice to him he is as gentle as a kitten. Come over here and stroke Pete’s back like you would a kitten and just watch what he does. Oh daddy, why is Pete jumping around like that? He’s growing baby, don’t worry. Look daddy Pete has a runny nose; I’d better get some tissue. Oh he’ll be ok in a minute. Look daddy Pete is shrinking. I think he is getting cold, we’d better find him a nice warm place. I know we will put him in the closet. But daddy the closet is cold. No baby not that closet, you have a nice warm closet right there. Ooh daddy that tickles.

We will put some of this stuff on Pete and ease him right into that nice warm closet.

Daddy, why are you bouncing around? I am trying to find Pete a comfortable corner, oh yes I found it, Pete feels real good now, awe, wow, whew, Pete loves you baby. Now I am going to go give Pete a bath and put him to bed.

Ok Karen, you were great. Here is your money and an extra fifty for being good enough to cancel another client to come see me, thank you. My wife is going to Vale next month so I’ll probably call you around the 15th. Thanks Mr. Simpson good night.