After years and years of research, i have finally found the true meaning of love between a boy and a girl.

Its sex…Dating , flirting , and all attempts of pleasing a girl all comes down to the same topic – sex

Its like how the lion gets its partner by showing off its mane and fighting with other lions. What i mean is that sex is survival and we have to survive by making young. 

OK lets cut the philosophy crap, i was joking ..and below is a joke too

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS

about 40                  -     49 

adventurous            -     slept with everyone 

athletic                    -     no tits 

average looking      -      ugly

beautiful                  -      pathological hair

contagious smile      -      does a lot of pills 

emotionally secure    -       on  medication 

feminist                   –       fat

fun                          -       annoying

professional              -       bitch

wants soul mate      -      stalker

large frame              -       hugely fat

passionate               –      sloppy drunk

new age                  -         body hair in wrong places

outgoing                 –         loud and embarrassing

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1.  yes                            = no
2.  no                             = yes
3. maybe                       = no
4. we need                    = i want 
5. I’m sorry                     = you’ll be sorry 
6. we need to talk          = you’re in trouble
7. sure go ahead           = you better not 
8. do what you want      = you’ll pay for this later
9. i am not upset            = of course I’m upset you moron !