Words used by your doctor….. Why don’t they speak English?

1.You need an appendectomy                         You need your appendix removed.

2.You are having a cardiac infarction               You are having a heart attack

3.You need a PSA                                            You need your prostate checked

4.Your have a thrombosis                                You have a blood clot

5.You have fibroid tissue                                  Scar tissue

All women  see a gynecologist in their life time. It is a humbling experience.

You are asked to undress and put on a hospital gown. The nurse positions you. The doctor comes in, the exam begins, I squirm, very uncomfortable. Out of the blue the doctor starts talking about the weather, I’m thinking,be  quit, get this over with,well it’s over, how embarrassing.

I hate when the doctor says, 1.Open your mouth and say ah..   2.Whats wrong? You’re the doctor. you tell me.  3.Take these pills,call me Wed.  4.Gives me a medication I know I don’t need. 4. Any syncope,  fainting