1.    I don’t like contention
2.    I don’t like back pain
3.    I don’t like stuffy nostrils
4.    I don’t like cracked heels
5.    I don’t like being fat
6.    I don’t like hemorrhoids
7.    I don’t like yelling (except for fires)
8.    I don’t like flat tires or vehicle problems
9.    I don’t like arrogant, know-it-all supervisors who don’t know shit
10.    I don’t like supervisors who don’t appreciate how great I am; they’re assholes
11.    I don’t like priesthood leaders or wives of priesthood leaders (or single sisters) who think they’re holier than God
12.    I don’t like watching organized sporting events (except those with my children or grandkids)
13.    I don’t like watching pornography (including those with my children or grandkids)
14.    I don’t like slow computers or crashing computers or computer viruses
15.    I don’t like E.D. (a male problem)
16.    I don’t like stubbing my toe(s) all the time
17.    I don’t like crumbs – especially near my keyboard
18.    I don’t like luke warm soda, coffee, or eggs
19.    I don’t like super hot soup, drinks, or showers
20.    I don’t like cold soup or showers
21.    I don’t like headaches or mouth sores
22.    I don’t like it when brothers or sisters are sad (fellow humans)
23.    I really don’t like it when some jerks make fellow humans sad
24.    I don’t like lazy folk
25.    I don’t like being lazy (unless I’ve earned it for a short time)
26.    I don’t like being criticized
27.    I don’t like being told what to do, unless I ask what to do
28.    I don’t like when my sweetheart becomes emotionally bizarre
29.    I don’t like disrespectful children – mine or others’
30.    I don’t like getting “cut off” in a middle of a sentence only be told something in judgment
31.    I don’t like waiting… and waiting … and waiting…
32.    I don’t like being sick
33.    I don’t like feeling depressed
34.    I don’t like leaving home, knowing I have everything I need, then arriving at my destination, realizing I had forgotten something that I knew I really had but didn’t
35.    I don’t like my intentions to be questioned
36.    I don’t like my feet to swell up
37.    I don’t like being unprepared and doing things at the last minute
38.    I don’t like it when others are unprepared and do things at the last minute, and expect me to help them because they are not prepared
39.    I don’t like it when I can’t find my original list of things that I don’t like
40.    I don’t like it when things fall down all around me
41.    I don’t like it when parents abandon their minor kids
42.    I don’t like it when adult kids abandon or hurt their parents
43.    I don’t like it when I forget my goggles and ride my scooter in a dust storm
44.    I don’t like it when my fingernails crack and I don’t have a clipper
45.    I don’t like it when my tummy hurts and I have no AlkaSeltzer or ginger ale
46.    I don’t like it when my back hurts hurts hurts
47.    I realize that my healthy, young, good-looking thin and buff self is trapped inside the body of an old, fat white guy.
48.    I don’t like it when school administrators screw up and I pay the price for their errors
49.    I don’t like it when unqualified people tell me how to do my job
50.    I don’t like it when adults allow minor kids access to loaded weapons
51.    I don’t like it when others take advantage of my good nature
52.    I don’t like it when I can’t get an erection
53.    I don’t like it when I get the runs (dysentery)
54.    I don’t like it when I don’t have will power to overcome my foibles and weaknesses
55.    I don’t like it when I smash my toe on something while walking past
56.    I don’t like it when Someone starts to eat a prepared meal before I have set it out on the table
57.    I don’t like it when when a cat poops or pisses on the floor – and not in the cat box
58.    I don’t like it when people don’t get back to me (reply) on time, or worse, or when they never get back to me
59.    I don’t like it when I make a wonderful, delicious, healthy meal, and my kids snub it for bologna
60.    I don’t like it when when supposed authority figures make veiled promises with no intention of carrying them through
61.    I don’t like it when I can’t find something that I know that I have, or recently had…
62.    when a child puts his nose up at a healthy meal that I have prepared for him, especially after I work, earn money, shop to buy the food, then prepare it, and he says “ugh” without tasting it, and has can of cold soup instead
63.    I don’t like it when when a child feels he can defend his own bad behavior by pointing out a parent’s faults and throwing past errors into the face of the parent.