I was coming home one day from a drill, and on a way home,

we were driving behind this guy who seemed to be drunk.

My dad tells me to get his phone and call 911.

I grab his phone and of course its turned off so I’m waiting, and we

all know that phones take around like what five minutes to turn on?

Also to add its a Cingular phone so add another 5 minutes to that.

So once it turned on I’m calling and seeing that i have never called 911

before i have this phone plastered to my face about to tell this person

what is going down, and if you ever call 911 you know the first thing that happens

is this.. WEEOHWEEOHWEOOH!!!! A 911 OPERATOR WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY.

At this moment I’m thinking this, “what the hell? why would you put a person on

hold for a 911 call? what going to happen

“HOLY SHIT THIS BUILDING ABOUT TO BLOW SOMEONE HELP!!!”

911- “Please hold, an operator will be with you shortly…”

-30 minutes later-

“PLEASE HELP SO MANY PEOPLE ARE DEAD AND I’M THE ONLY ONE ALIVE!!!”

911- “Please hold, an operator will be with you shortly…….”

I felt like i was waiting to talk to the president about hello kitty fashion ideas.

So once the operator got on, the first thing my dad does is “give me that”

and hes telling him what car it is and license plate,

and this guy starts to catch on, so he pulls into a gas pump and starts to

pump his gas and act like everything is okay, well the first thing my dad does is go

pump him some gas. So he walks out talking to the operator and i can hear him

to her, so i decide to walk out, (I’m wearing this uniform and so i kinda looked like a

cop) my dad is all like trying to be quiet and this is all i hear.

“yea hes in a BLACK CAR!!!”

“he looks to be DRUNK OR ON OTHER DRUGS”

and hes practically screaming this as if he wants the kid to hear him.

Well the kid knows hes screwed from their, and he looked to be more than drunk,

this guy was definitly on acid or something, he was OUT OF IT!

So the police comes in and I’m like “DAD DAD lets stay and watch”

and my dad being all Mr. James bond trying to a secret agent or something is all like

“no shhh, we must leave quickly, as if we were in the movie 2012 and getting

raped by the world driving inches away from the separation of the tectonic plates.”

Oh by the way, that movie kinda sucked they took it way to far on the realism, to

bad a man cant swim underwater for more than like what the 5 hours he was down

their and still live. Also the high irony in that movie was just ridiculous.

Kyle Breheny