I am a word wizard…and you’ve chosen to engage in this literacy marvel. This is not a pronouncement of doom, but rather a light for gloom. No, stop! Stop now–don’t you dare compare! This intro’ is not like any others you’ve ever read. ‘Cause this is for the law-breakers, street-dwellers, outcasts, disfranchised, less-fortunate–and lovelorns. No, I’m wrong–it’s more! With the reading of this, comes great consequences. So pay much attention to the following warnings:                                                                                                       

    If you’re emotionally sensitive, and easily moved to tears, this is not for you. If you’re afraid of the dark, and afraid of ghostly-shadows, this is not for you. If you’re affected by insomnia; your sleep is very limited, this is not for you. If you feel like you’re an angel–perfect in all aspects, this is not for you. But, if you’re imperfect, and you’re old, young–or somewhere atween, this is for you. If you’re wayward; defiant; unruly–or downright hardnosed, this is for you. If you’re driven by vanity and foolishness, this is for you. And if you’re afflicted and drunk, but not with wine–this is for you, too.