A little look at an hour in the life of an email addict…

8:00 am: Gotta check my email. No time for breakfast.

8:02 am: I wonder if there’s any email? Gotta check, I might have missed one.

8:05 am: Oh, I forgot, I have to check my other email.

8:10 am: Did I get that email I was expecting? I should check again.

8:13 am: Arg, I still have to write that little piece I promised… but I should go check my email again just in case.

8:17 am: Time for another cup of coffee. Oh, I have to check my email again first.

8:24 am: What time is it? I suppose I should check again.

9:08 am: Aaah, where did the time go? I have to check my messages again!

9:11 am: I hear something… footsteps… I wonder who that is?

9:12 am: “Dear, did you check the email yet today?”

And so it goes – the everyday routine of the email checking addict who doesn’t have the email sound alert or who has way too many browser tabs open at one time!

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  • MJRapp on Dec 23, 2011

    I’m lost without my Blackberry. I check my email, texts, Triond account, Twitter, Facebook constantly. It’s like a little office I carry around. Gotta have it!

  • dazzlejazz on Dec 23, 2011

    OMG!! I usually leave mine for AGES and then end up with 20 emails all at once.

  • Donnah Clark on Dec 23, 2011

    …..and then we complain that we’ve not enough hours in the day.

  • vickylass on Dec 24, 2011

    Ha, ha, ha! I do email check/type, but not this much. I’m also the odd one out who likes writing snail mail while lunch or supper’s cooking. That was a good and funny one. thanks fro sharing.

  • prsol46 on Dec 24, 2011

    Thanks for your comments everyone, happy holidays!

  • Ruby Hawk on Dec 24, 2011

    I go through my mail every few days deleting by the dozen.

  • erwinkennythomas on Dec 24, 2011

    email in our culture

  • ittech on Dec 25, 2011

    i donot think so

  • girishpuri on Dec 26, 2011

    i am not email addicted but i think i am getting addicted to internet , definitely . ll

  • Vinaya says good bye on Dec 26, 2011

    I’m internet addicted

  • prsol46 on Dec 27, 2011

    Thanks once again for the comments!

  • sanataryal on Dec 31, 2011

    Most of the Triond writers here are internet addicted and in the mean time we have to be careful about it too . Good points analyzed in this post .

  • Kristie Claar on Jan 3, 2012

    I do not think I am that bad. In fact the days I forget my phone are the most peaceful days in my life. A real eye opener that the world does continue to go on without it.

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