A little look at an hour in the life of an email addict…
8:00 am: Gotta check my email. No time for breakfast.
8:02 am: I wonder if there’s any email? Gotta check, I might have missed one.
8:05 am: Oh, I forgot, I have to check my other email.
8:10 am: Did I get that email I was expecting? I should check again.
8:13 am: Arg, I still have to write that little piece I promised… but I should go check my email again just in case.
8:17 am: Time for another cup of coffee. Oh, I have to check my email again first.
8:24 am: What time is it? I suppose I should check again.
9:08 am: Aaah, where did the time go? I have to check my messages again!
9:11 am: I hear something… footsteps… I wonder who that is?
9:12 am: “Dear, did you check the email yet today?”
And so it goes – the everyday routine of the email checking addict who doesn’t have the email sound alert or who has way too many browser tabs open at one time!
For other odd little looks at life and the things within it, check out these links:
http://authspot.com/short-stories/karma-bites-back-short-story/
http://authspot.com/thoughts/the-best-way-to-make-someone-pee-themselves/
http://webupon.com/marketing/building-links-is-like-flying-turnips/
http://purpleslinky.com/humor/11-great-ways-to-make-someone-smile/
http://purpleslinky.com/humor/11-great-ways-to-annoy-someone/
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