This will explain how everyone is stupid in their own way, we are NOT stupid 100% of the time though, we tend to drift in and out of it during the day. What you will read will both fascinate you, give you a good laugh and perhaps for added bonus, lower your IQ.
This will not be 100% true because I love writing fiction and making chuckle heads like you laugh.
Many believe that the first people on Earth were Adam and Eve (some say they were black, that’s not true, no black man would give up a rib to make a woman that’s gonna screw the world over). Once Adam and Eve were made God gave them one rule, (these were His exact words) “Do not eat my fucking apple!”. Once they understood this rule a snake sloshed it’s way towards the apple tree, he then told Eve (who I believe was blond) “Hey, eat that apple and I’ll give you $5″, of course she went and ate the apple getting them kicked out of The Garden of Eden. (She didn’t get the $5 either). That was the first stupid act, ever, and what caused the rest of humanity to follow suit.
If you think that’s bad then you have no idea what chuckle heads these days are doing (better question would be what they’re not doing). Nowadays you see much worse than apple eating, you see people making iPads and Ford Fiestas. Modern day stupidity is ever growing, it shall never stop and will continue until we destroy ourselves. This is something that cannot be stopped, and we cannot help but be stupid because it is 100% natural. When you go to work along the way you, or someone else near you, will do something stupid. During work, you might not know how to turn on your PC, you might try to coax your boss into office sex you might even try to dominate the markets because, let’s face it, no one can dominate the markets.
To prove that everyone is a dolt, I’d like to share my own personal stupidity with you, just so you know your not alone. The first is that I bought a brand new phone, it stopped working the next day (after I fiddled about with it), I tried for 2 hours to fix it. No use. So I took it to the phone repair shop and the repair man slid the battery out, flipped it, put it back in and it worked. On that day, that spot, I was an idiot. But how did I ride a bike to the shop without getting hit by a car? Or run over any children?
Stupidity has it’s place within humanity, it will destroy us in the future. (When they invent the iRobot).
My final words to you, my stupid readers, is that you should embrace stupidity and not kick yourself for it. You should have a good laugh when you cock up, don’t get angry. Now you know that you are stupid, you will try your hardest to not be. Good luck, doing that you’ll mess up more that George Bush did. Thanks for reading and have a stupid-filled life!
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