Although the term Douchebag is used for several years, the douchebagism is far from a new phenomenon. Before the pink polo shirts and tanning salons, the Douchebag had other ways to get noticed. Back in time and study the evolution of this fascinating creature that is the Douchebag.

Favorite phrase: “hey Eu’s mammoth”

Douchebag feature: Dresses with polos fur too tight. The other cavemen the link of the club by saying that the colors chosen are fur colors that women wear.

Hobbies: Lifting rocks 5 minutes to 2 hours of office, 5 minutes up the rocks, so on.

Favorite expression: “J’m'en going to the baths of Sodom checker petites the chicken in olive oil.”

Douchebag feature: Compare permanently the length of his sword with the other soldiers.

Hobbies: Go to Dyoniso clubber’s.

Favorite expression: “My horse is 0-70 in 12 seconds.”

Douchebag feature: Door Armor Ed Hardy.

Hobbies: Crucified scientists to monocle.

Favorite expression: Shout to the courtesan of the village “Who’s Your Dandy?” By pointing to the penis.

Douchebag feature: Listen too strong remix of Mozart in his carriage.

Hobbies: Drink absinthe to repress his homosexuality unacknowledged.

Favorite expression: “Hey my little Marilyn, Moe shows your smoked meat.”

Douchebag feature: Getting a tan on the hood of his Ford Edsel.

Hobbies: Ask a girl to drink a milkshake. When the girl accepts, he gets a straw in the zipper and said, “If you want your milkshake, you’ll have to do it by hand! ”.

Favorite expression: “Give your number Moe. When I’m gonna call you on my phone on wheels.

Douchebag feature: Pass 2 hours combing before going to the disco to dance the bump on the Bony M.

Hobbies: Watching the reflection of his biceps in the disco ball.

Favorite expression: “I’ll you on your beeper pager for us to go to Piper’s arms.”

Douchebag feature: Knows all the songs by heart Okoumé and sings to his girlfriend because he does not like it too tight for his liking. (Although in reality it is super nice. He just wants an excuse to deceive).

Hobbies: Going to mix the ass to move in there.

Douchebag feature: Want to be part of Jersey Shore or Double occupancy.

Hobbies: Enlarge the package by putting down his speed before going to a foam party at the Beach Club de Pointe-Calumet.