A woman from the UK claims women will rule the world in 50 years.
Women will rule the world in fifty years time…
And for mere man it gets much, much worse – men will become slaves to the female species in every sense of the word.
These are the shocking predictions that the 53 year old woman from England makes for the human race. This isn’t any wild psychic prediction. This is to her what she has “seen”.
So why is this woman able to make such a firm conclusion? Clemend is a retired shop assistant and goes about her everyday business as inconspicuously as most of us. She tends to her pet cats, reads a daily newspaper, enjoys watching Eastenders, Coronation Street and Jeremy Kyle and loves fantasising over Wentworth Miller, star of Prison Break. In actual fact her life is as normal as possible as she waters her plants once a week.
One part of her that takes her away from everyday people: She is a Time Traveller.
Yes it seems that Doctor Who is actually Patricia Clemend in disguise, boldly travelling where James T kirk only went in a television show and movies. This woman has seen the future for what it really is.
“It all begins after 2012″, the blonde haired lady states. “That is when the world will change as we know it. Natural disasters and energy from the sun will cause all sorts of strange happenings on our planet and men will weaken.”
It seems like the avid supporters of the Margaret Thatcher Fan Club, the Female activists and the advent of The Spice Girl’s era all comes to fruition.
According to Clemend, men will struggle to keep control over society and a mysterious female figure will quickly rise to power to seize power over the planet. “This woman has alien DNA”, Clemend goes on. “Her powers are basically out of this world. Man will have no defence over her.”
It seems then that mankind had better brace itself for a whipping from the girls…
“I’ve been able to see the future and what it stands for”, says the woman sporting a T-shirt with her favourite Star trek character, Seven of Nine, printed on the front. “I was able to travel forward in time when I was abducted by the Hallucians. They are a race from the Zeta 2 Reticuli area of space. They are extremely advanced and nearly all are female.”
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Perhaps mankind will frown upon this suggestion, but Clemend was adamant all this would take place. “Men will bow down to her and she will put a stop to all wars and famine. In fact what this mystery female does is in many ways beneficial to the human race as we presently know it.”
When questioned who this mystery future female leader is, Clemend would only refer to her as “Jane.”
Somewhat of a let down when most of us were hoping it could be an exotic name such as Princess Leia from Star Wars fame. “She cannot identify herself yet. That could change the course of the Earth’s future if I speak of too much right now”, Clemend goes onto say. “To do such an act would be extremely damaging to the time line.”
So men will be under the rule of woman. Many men will argue that is happening right now when moaned at to carry the shopping or help out around the house instead of slobbing in front of the television watching the ball game or out the back fixing up their first real and true love- their car.
“It isn’t all that bad for men”, the fore-teller says. “Men will be the submissive sex partner and women will be programmed to mate regularly. “
From that quote many men will smile and won’t mind being slaves in that case. “But”, Clemend warns, “Men had best be up to the job when it comes to sexual encounters and good. If not they will be castrated and sent to work in adult shops for extra humiliation packaging up the women’s personal toys.”
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That warning will surely have Viagra sales soaring in the decades to come and any columnist or sex therapy expert’s wages will vastly increase as the male population rushes out seeking tips.
“No we won’t be wearing leather-at least not all of us”, claims Clemend. “Men will get treats. It isn’t all down hill for men.”
Surely not with statements such as that.
According to Clemend they will be “social butterflies” as the men work to rebuild the world in a woman’s eyes. “Buildings will be many colours. The world will bloom with flowers and most cars will be bright, warming colours such as yellows, pinks, peaches and reds”, she says. “Even men will have to wear pink underwear with pretty flowers on. “
So, to men could it get any worse in fifty years time?
“I don’t know if Jeremy Kyle or Oprah will be around in fifty years as I never got to see what entertainment would be in the future”, the woman goes on to add. “All I can say is men will not be so stubborn and if a woman says jump, men will have to smile and say how high.”
For many men they complain that is already happening.
Well guys there you have it. Women will smile and turn and tell you they told you so, whilst we as mere man will half smile over the sex treats and half shudder thinking how stupid we are going to look wearing the flowered underwear or driving the bright pink motor vehicle with the yellow shades on. Unless of course you are Elton John.
To many of us men, 2012 and total annihilation probably seems the better option…
ohh..then what about us!! 
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