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Perhaps mankind will frown upon this suggestion, but Clemend was adamant all this would take place. “Men will bow down to her and she will put a stop to all wars and famine. In fact what this mystery female does is in many ways beneficial to the human race as we presently know it.”

What to expect

When questioned who this mystery future female leader is, Clemend would only refer to her as “Jane.”

Somewhat of a let down when most of us were hoping it could be an exotic name such as Princess Leia from Star Wars fame. “She cannot identify herself yet. That could change the course of the Earth’s future if I speak of too much right now”, Clemend goes onto say. “To do such an act would be extremely damaging to the time line.”

So men will be under the rule of woman. Many men will argue that is happening right now when moaned at to carry the shopping or help out around the house instead of slobbing in front of the television watching the ball game or out the back fixing up their first real and true love- their car.

“It isn’t all that bad for men”, the fore-teller says. “Men will be the submissive sex partner and women will be programmed to mate regularly. “

From that quote many men will smile and won’t mind being slaves in that case. “But”, Clemend warns, “Men had best be up to the job when it comes to sexual encounters and good. If not they will be castrated and sent to work in adult shops for extra humiliation packaging up the women’s personal toys.”

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That warning will surely have Viagra sales soaring in the decades to come and any columnist or sex therapy expert’s wages will vastly increase as the male population rushes out seeking tips.

“No we won’t be wearing leather-at least not all of us”, claims Clemend. “Men will get treats. It isn’t all down hill for men.”

Surely not with statements such as that.

And what about the women?

According to Clemend they will be “social butterflies” as the men work to rebuild the world in a woman’s eyes. “Buildings will be many colours. The world will bloom with flowers and most cars will be bright, warming colours such as yellows, pinks, peaches and reds”, she says. “Even men will have to wear pink underwear with pretty flowers on. “

So, to men could it get any worse in fifty years time?

“I don’t know if Jeremy Kyle or Oprah will be around in fifty years as I never got to see what entertainment would be in the future”, the woman goes on to add. “All I can say is men will not be so stubborn and if a woman says jump, men will have to smile and say how high.”

For many men they complain that is already happening.

Well guys there you have it. Women will smile and turn and tell you they told you so, whilst we as mere man will half smile over the sex treats and half shudder thinking how stupid we are going to look wearing the flowered underwear or driving the bright pink motor vehicle with the yellow shades on. Unless of course you are Elton John.

To many of us men, 2012 and total annihilation probably seems the better option…