Does your boyfriend have any annoying habits?  Of course he does.  Here are ten annoying habits that your boyfriend needs to get rid of:

1.   Your boyfriend needs to stop laughing at everything you say.  It becomes real annoying when your boyfriend breaks out in laughter when you discuss about the recent passing of your aunt.

2.   Your boyfriend needs to stop grinding his teeth.  It starts to play on your nerves.  Pretty soon, you’ll start grinding your teeth as well.

3.   Your boyfriend needs to stop putting his hands in his pockets.  What is he hiding?  What is so damn important that he needs to put his hands in his pocket every few seconds?

4.   Your boyfriend needs to quit picking at his nose.  It’s gross!  Also, your boyfriend should stop squeezing his pimples. This is double gross!

5.   Your boyfriend needs to stop wiping his muddy shoes on your carpet.  Make him clean up the mess.

6.   Your boyfriend needs to stop scratching his hair.  Tell him to get some dandruff shampoo.  Who needs to see white flakes inside the house? 

7.   Your boyfriend needs to stop banging on the computer keyboard.  He also needs to stop sending you stupid, moronic emails that insult your intelligence.

8.   Your boyfriend needs to stop putting his dirty laundry in your drawers, in your closet, on the floor, and anywhere else that he can find to deposit it.

9.   Your boyfriend needs to stop blinking wildly every time that you ask him to do something for you. He also needs to stop mumbling and pretending that he doesn’t hear something that is critical of him.

10.  Your boyfriend needs to stop burping or farting in public just to get a rise out of you.  If he continues, tell him that he can take his gas elsewhere.

11.  Your boyfriend needs to stop yawning all the time when he is out on a date with you. 

12.   Your boyfriend needs to stop slamming doors when he enters a room.  Carry a spare door stopper around.

13.   Your boyfriend needs to stop talking about his ex-girlfriends.  Tell him to put a sock in it.  If he persists, show him a picture of your ex-boyfriend.  Make sure that the picture of your ex-boyfriend makes your boyfriend look like a wimp.

14.  Tell your boyfriend to stop using the remote every two seconds.  Take it away from him just like he was a child.

15.   Tell your boyfriend to comb his hair once in awhile.  He doesn’t have to look like a mad scientist.  Also, insist that he wash his hands after every meal.  If his fingernails look like they are ten inches long, tell him to trim his nail as well.

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