Hi, this is the fifth installation of my Fun Jokes series. This one I have decided to do another story similar to the one about Anne in Sunday school and the Hong Kong man. I have, again, heard this from one of my friends, and the exact source is hard, if not impossible, to locate, therefore I cannot give any credit. Anyway, hope you enjoy this story!

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There once was three people who went to play gold together. The first was Jesus, second Moses, and the third was some random dude. Jesus took the first shot. He drove the golf ball as hard as he could, but the strong wind blew it into a water hazard. Jesus went, took a look, and shoot his head.

Moses tutted and went to take the second shot. He hit the ball with all his might, but there was a sudden wind change and the ball crashed into the same water hazard as the one that received Jesus’ ball. Moses sighed.

The last guy was not impressed at all. He took his him, walked up and randomly wacked the ball, and it flew over the fence, hit a car, and bounced back towards the same water hazard, but before it got there, it ricocheted off the roof of a shed and hit a lily pad. The bullfrog ate the ball, and was instantly carried into the air by an eagle, which frightened the frog so much it threw up the ball, and the ball landed bang-on, smack in the middle of the finishing hole.

Moses shook his head in disgust. He said ‘Jesus, I hate playing with you dad’.

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Just while we are on the topic of God being omnipotent (wait, you did realize that the third guy is supposed to be god, right?) here’s an interesting paradox for you.

Can God create a rock so heavy that he can’t lift it?

If he can’t create a rock so heavy he can’t lift it, he wouldn’t be omnipotent, as seen through his inability to create extreme objects.

If he can create such a rock, his strength wouldn’t be omnipotent like he should be.

So how can this paradox be solved? I don’t know, but feel free to post a comment saying how you think this can be solved.

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Anyway, here my earlier funny stories, as well as a good riddle to get your mind going.

Riddle: http://purpleslinky.com/trivia/riddles-4/

Fun Joke: http://purpleslinky.com/humor/fun-jokes/

Second Fun Joke: http://purpleslinky.com/humor/second-fun-joke/

Third Fun Joke: http://purpleslinky.com/humor/third-fun-joke/

Fourth Fun Joke: http://purpleslinky.com/humor/fourth-fun-joke/

Fifth Fun Joke: http://www.your-on-the-page-right-now.com/haha/im-funny.html