On Tuesday the 8Th twenty-five men all sat on the toilet to take massive poops and see who had the biggest. reportedly someone had a “foot long turd”. police arrived on the scene and pronounced that it was big. Twenty years later they sent it to the moon to find the monster, but it only found two big foots and a flying pig. but this poop was SO big that it became a dentist and taught at Harvard. it farmed two sheep daily and married a paint can and had two-four children all of which were models for sketchers. Umpteen fortnights to Kansas later he had a c-section to remove excess soap scum from his ear canal. But his kid was roaming in the desert so he had to leave early to kid the bird worm. Once he accomplished finding his car keys, he solved the quadratic equation with his banana phone, which was in fact made from a banana. why is banana hard to spell. after the collect call there were roomer’s that he was involved in the Bill Clinton/Arnold Palmer moonshine scandal. after his 34 minutes in the clink he filled his cup with motor oil and let captain jack take the wheel. they crashed. 

R.I.P Foot Long Poop