Preschoolers laugh 400 times a day, adults only 17 times!
Frequent laughter defeat anxiety and provides comfort. Feel

free to laugh and give up on it, you’ll have wrinkles!
Laugh is an medicine!

Two soakers walk on rails and one says to another: ´How the
hell a lot of stairs.´
The second replied: ´ hey and railing is somehow low, but
forget it I hear the elevator.´

Why we drink water?
That we not spray a fart.

In men it expresses masculinity and women’s old age. What is
it?
Hairy chest!

What would you do on a high tree if you have a hand gun
which one bullet and under You are: 2 puma´s, 1 bear, and
1jaguar and a lion?
Shoot a lion, put on shoes Puma, crank up a Jaguar and ride
through a bear…

Court of justice in Greenland:
The accused, tell us where you were the night of 14th
November on 20th March?

Turkish tourist beaten a carpet out of the window in the
Tatras (Slovak mountain). Walk around the shepherd and says:
”What, Aladin, will not start?“