All right. Obviously, Triond will not be sending the One Billion Dollar prize money. Thanks anyway for the 42 cents you sent last month.

For those who hope to write for Triond, I hope you have a sense of humor. I do. I’d have a much greater sense of humor if Triond would just send the billion dollars. It’s only a billion.

Triond, if you ever change your mind, remember I’ll take electronic transfer, gold, cash, checks, and any combination of these with boats. I’ll even establish a $100 million scholarship program for Triond writers. (That’s the way American corporations do things.)  

Always Friends

Always Good

Be Good

Friends Always.