Awww, the g-string.  That incredibly slinky little piece of material that is strategically, and ever so cautiously, placed in between our butts so as to prevent any embarassing and cellulite dimpling panty lines.  I didn’t mean to drain the sexiness out of it.  Let’s not forget that they are mass produced for every body type and size.  Once it gets lost where it’s supposed to, it doesn’t matter what size you are.  Let’s look at some g-string etiquette.  By the way, I think it’s called a g-string because once I a woman slips into one she says, “G, I could’ve sworn I put some underwear on.” By that time, it’s become lost somewhere between the cheeks.

• There is a time and place to wear the g-string.  If you wear it discreetly, you can wear it almost anywhere.  Just make sure you are covered up enough when wearing one and don’t wear a black g-string with white pants.   You might as well have the words “slut”, “easy”, or “for sale” printed all over you. 
• Don’t flaunt a g-string at work especially not to the married men. No matter how much their dirty stare turns you on.  Remember that these same men staring at you go home to their loving wives, slump themselves in front of the television for 3 hours every night, drink beer, eat greasy hamburgers with lots of onions, stink up the toilet, and fart and snore all night long.  Oops, didn’t mean to take the sexiness out of that one, either.  So much for the turn-on. 
• Do wear an incredibly sexy g-string for your husband.  You can even find edible ones.  That way, he can have his “candy” and “eat it”, too.  Wear one especially if you never have worn one before.  He will be so turned on, he won’t be able to keep his hands off you. 
• If he gets upset or is unpleasantly surprised because you are wearing a g-string, take some time to reassure him that you wore it just for him.  He may be a little jealous. (Maybe because he’s been staring at the co-worker who wears them.) Now he finds himself at the other end of the stick.  Give him reason to wonder who is staring at your g-string at your workplace.
• Don’t take your husband along when you buy your g-string.  They will only wonder what (or who) you have in mind when wearing one.  That should remain a mystery.

No matter how we see it, the g-string is ( or can quickly become) our friend.  We can use it to our advantage in more ways than one.  Nothing beats that stuck-in-between-your-butt feeling when you want to be sexy!