It all started when our predictably heroic hero, gay guy, woke up in a swamp. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling exceedingly angered, gay guy slapped a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, he realized that his beloved diary was missing!  Immediately he called his vicariously jealous friend, geier guy. gay guy had known geier guy for (plus or minus) 153 yearly
   It didn’t takes, the majority of which were eccentric ones.  geier guy was unique. He was clever though sometimes a little… oafish. gay guy called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

   geier guy picked up to a very nervous gay guy. geier guy calmly assured him that most man-eating cobras yawn before mating, yet albino cats usually wildly yawn *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting gay guy.  Why was geier guy trying to distract gay guy?  Because he had snuck out from gay guy’s with the diary only two days prior.  It was a sassy little diary… how co long before gay guy got back to the subject at hand: his diary. geier guy sighed. Reluctantly, geier guy invited him over, assuring him they’d find the diary. gay guy grabbed his refrigerator and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, geier guy realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the diary and he had to do it carefully. He figured that if gay guy took the hippie-pleasing hybrid vehicle, he had take at least ten minutes before gay guy would get there.  But if he took the cow?  Then geier guy would be really screwed.