So what’s the difference between Goths and Emos? Well there isn’t
that much to be honest. Both parties listen to God awful music.
Both are insanely pretentious. Both hate themselves and want to die.

But really the key difference is that Goths want to hump Robert Smith
and Emos want Pete Wentz. Emos tend to enjoy self harming
with razor blades and Goths tend to use cakes to injury themselves
by clogging their arteries with saturated fat.

You’ll usually find Emos at all the mall hassling old women for
quarters just outside the arcade. You’ll find Goths in caves listening
to ‘The Cure’. That’s why Goth isn’t as popular as Emo these days.
Goths have become so reclusive that it’s very rare to see them out
and about. And when you actually do see them then you’ll probably
wish you hadn’t as they look so miserable.

Most Goths tend to listen to a brand of music called ‘Unhappy Hardcore’
which is basically a pretentious form of trance music. It’s like Scooter
for even bigger pricks.

So in summary there isn’t very much difference between Goths and Emos.
Emos are essentially modern day Goths. Only a lot more middle class.
It’s a well known fact that for in order to be an Emo your parents must
earn more than $150,000 a year otherwise you aren’t the real deal.
You’re just a lowly working class scum bag then and you’re better off
being a punk.