New batch of Halloween fortune cookie sayings are here for your amusement.
It’s time to be scared. Halloween is so much fun. Here are some fortune cookie sayings just in time for Halloween.
1. Don’t lose your head over petty details unless you really want to.
2. It is better to go on a see saw than to see Saw the movie.
3. The mask that you put on your face today may not come off tomorrow.
4. You don’t stand a ghost of a chance to win the election.
5. It’s cheaper to ride on a broomstick than to fly on an airplane.
6. You may dress up like a superhero, but you sir are no Batman.
7. It’s not the best idea to dress up as a Vampire if you plan to visit a blood bank.
8. Quit your howling. The full moon is not out tonight.
9. You look like you’ve been through hell. You’re beautiful!
10. After a night of trick-or-treating, Zombies could use a stiff drink.
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