The expression “Have a nice day” is overused.  Here are some awkward moments when the phrase doesn’t seem to go right.

1.   You’ve just been thrown out of the house by your upset wife. She caught you cheating on her.

2.   You’ve locked yourself out of your car, and the temperature is ten degrees below zero.

3.   You’ve just received a letter that you are being audited.

4.   You’ve got an enormous pimple on your nose.  It is the day of the prom.

5.   You’ve misplaced your wedding ring.  Your wife is anxious about the marriage.

6.   You’ve just learned that you need to have a root canal.

7.   You bet five hundred bucks on the Cowboys, and they just lost the football game in the final seconds.

8.   You just received your report card. You didn’t pass any of your classes.

9.   You fumbled the football just before getting to the end zone. It was the final play of the game. It caused your team to lose.

10.  You spent too much time in the sun and now have red spots all over your skin.  You have a hot date planned with your girlfriend tonight. She expects to make love with you. Ouch!

Oh yes, Have a nice day.

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