Little quirky things I have taken note of. Perhaps you have, too.

                                                  
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Have you ever noticed…

that when a man talks to another man he doesn’t look at his chest?

that as you age your body and its fat content have become really good friends?

that when you turn 40 the Roman numeral for that is XL?

that as you age everything either dries up or leaks?

that the best way to find something you’ve lost is to replace it?

that phonics isn’t spelled the way it sounds?

that auto mechanics tell men the truth?

that we use the initials PMS because mad cow disease was already taken? 

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  • ashan1614 on Oct 22, 2009

    Funny and very true!

  • chitragopi on Oct 22, 2009

    Ha,ha; true.

  • VickyC on Oct 22, 2009

    :) I like the mad cow disease one!

  • lillyrose on Oct 22, 2009

    Oh no…. I am there already! I know I will probably kick myself but I can\\\\\\\’t think what PMS means? Oh bol***s.. the penny just dropped!

  • Lady Sunshine on Oct 22, 2009

    My goodness, Ken. You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now! Too funny!!

    And I just keep getting a damn forbidden on this one. Should have just said ROTFLMAO!!!!

  • Brenda Nelson on Oct 22, 2009

    that the toilet paper only runs out when its your turn…

  • PR Mace on Oct 22, 2009

    Fun post. I use to notice that the car was always out of gas if my teens drove it.

  • Goodselfme on Oct 22, 2009

    good and fun post. TX

  • Sourav on Oct 22, 2009

    Interesting!

  • Craigz on Oct 22, 2009

    LOL great post!

  • Emma Green on Oct 22, 2009

    Ha ha you just spoke put a out of peoples thoughts!

  • Tanya Wallace on Oct 22, 2009

    This had me in stiches!Brilliant work Ken by all standards!Absolutely loved it as I do with all of your work but damn this made me laugh!Will have to remember these!

  • Christine Ramsay on Oct 23, 2009

    Oh! That’s hilarious, Ken but so true.

    Christine

  • deep blue on Oct 23, 2009

    Hilarious one Ken. Of course safety seals and gaskets gets loose. How much more compared to human flesh.

  • Jane Jane on Oct 23, 2009

    LOL.I enjoy this very much.

  • Lostash on Oct 23, 2009

    XL!! Love it Ken!!

  • Melody SJAL on Oct 23, 2009

    Hahaha, you made me laugh with your humor again, Ken. A truly entertaining piece.

  • Daisy Peasblossom on Oct 24, 2009

    :)

  • weblifer on Oct 31, 2009

    LOL,fun post,Interesting!

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