Some thoughts to ponder.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
How it is that an all butter croissant isn’t just one big ppile of butter?
How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?
How do keep off the grass signs get where they are?
If gravity exists why is it harder to drop a girl than to pick one up?
How can you tell if you are out of invisible ink?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Does killing time damage eternity?
How can you indentify a person using their dental records? If you don’t know who they are, you certainly won’t know who their dentist is.
No one can ever know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the centre of the earth?
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
How can you ever have a self-help group?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
If Polish people are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
What dom people in China call their good plates?
Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
What if the Hokey Cokey is what its all about?
Why can’t a woman put on mascara with her mouth closed?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren’t any sponges in it?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic wins Lottery”?
Why doesn’t tarzan have a beard?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
If we are here to help others, then what are the others here for?
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
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