Lolz conversationsz.

w [b]![/b] l l says:
hey you
come over here
Lucas says:
alright im here but i wont be for long
w [b]![/b] l l says:
took you long enough
i suspect your living a double life
Lucas says:
i was playing tennis with jon
w [b]![/b] l l says:
what about earlier today when you missed our forge date?
Lucas says:
my brother was hogging the xbox with his friends!
w [b]![/b] l l says:
or you were dealing cocaine!
Lucas says:
got me
w [b]![/b] l l says:
knew it
Lucas says:
pwn any n00bs?
w [b]![/b] l l says:
nah
Lucas says:
y not?
w [b]![/b] l l says:
 i just wasnt in n00b pwning mode
Lucas says:
R u sure?
w [b]![/b] l l says:
yes
Lucas says:
59!
brb
w [b]![/b] l l says:
58!
Lucas says:
back
w [b]![/b] l l says:
shhhhh
Lucas says:
watÉ
w [b]![/b] l l says:
im practising
Lucas says:
wat
w [b]![/b] l l says:
guitar
Lucas says:
so whenever i play guitar i play a whole song and still answer you!
w [b]![/b] l l says:
at the same time?
Lucas says:
when i finish a song
w [b]![/b] l l says:
well im not practising songs
Lucas says:
wat r u practicing
w [b]![/b] l l says:
technique and the such
Lucas says:
7!
w [b]![/b] l l says:
6!
Lucas says:
3!

w [b]![/b] l l says:
2!
Lucas says:

w [b]![/b] l l says:
FUCK
Lucas says:
what the fuck just happened!
w [b]![/b] l l says:
we dropped the ball again
dammit
Lucas says:
im tired i just played tennis for 3 hours then jerked it which was hard because i was tired
so i have an excuse
w [b]![/b] l l says:
you gotta stop telling people that
Lucas says:
whyÉ
w [b]![/b] l l says:
well i just practised guitar and i was watching a funny video!
o
telling people when you jerk
Lucas says:
why
w [b]![/b] l l says:
its akward
Lucas says:
lol i tell girls 2 and they dont care
sometimes they say brb and im all like lol
w [b]![/b] l l says:
well that should tell you something
Lucas says:
watÉ
w [b]![/b] l l says:
i dont know
it just should
Lucas says:
ummm k i need to fix this questionmark problem permenntly
w [b]![/b] l l says:
yes you do!
Lucas says:
how
w [b]![/b] l l says:
by teh epic computer hackzor skillz
Lucas says:
?
i did it!
just press control shift
w [b]![/b] l l says:
cool
Lucas says:
very
remember back when we were tired at 12:00
w [b]![/b] l l says:
oh yes
we were so young
is it true that sarah palin was in cahoots with the jews who did 9/11?
Lucas says:
yes
w [b]![/b] l l says:
k
so that youtube commentor was right!
Lucas says:
which one?
w [b]![/b] l l says:
dunno
i didnt look
Lucas says:
can you work on your personality?
w [b]![/b] l l says:
not for you
but if you get me a petition ill consider it
Lucas says:
i know i wasn’t talking about me a girl i know asked
w [b]![/b] l l says:
o
shes asking you to?
Lucas says:
but can you cuz i dunno
w [b]![/b] l l says:
you mean can you change your ersonality?
Lucas says:
make it better
w [b]![/b] l l says:
yeah
Lucas says:
how?
w [b]![/b] l l says:
oooo
shes ugly isnt she?
Lucas says:
not really
she says she shallow but shes average
w [b]![/b] l l says:
yeah shes going to die lonely
brb
w!ll says:
thats much better
Lucas says:
why?
font change?
w!ll says:
no its a better background pic
Lucas says:
not even so use that on ur other
this makes it very hard to copy and paste my convos to trinoid!
if the pharmacy is an illegal drug deal banks are most definetlly illegal loansharks aka jews
w!ll says:
do you want to be cremated when you die?
Lucas says:
Either that or a viking buriel.
w!ll says:
whats that?
Lucas says:
when you are set off to sea on a longbboat with all your worldly posseions and shot by a flaming arrow
w!ll says:
o
so no inheritance for willcat?
Lucas says:
And I want the besst man at my wedding to say goodnight sweet prince
don’t worry
they will be replicas
of my worldly possesions
w!ll says:
ooo good
ok buckle up for my thoughts on my cremation
Lucas says:
ok!
I like having conversations this way.
w!ll says:
i want something more epic than cremation done to my body, however i think the irony of me being jewish would be hilarious, however all my jewish relatives (save for my brother) would probably find it in bad taste
so i dont know what i should do
two funerals?
Lucas says:
Cremation is epic! Going out in a flame! its supposed to be gross but i dont think so its purifying
w!ll says:
so as long as the people putting me in the oven dont dress up as nazis its okay?
Lucas says:
exactly
w!ll says:
k good
Lucas says:
everyone will have forgotten about world war 2 by then
wait
whats a nazi?
w!ll says:
a mix between tait and harry
Lucas says:
lets kill, them both
w!ll says:
hey! forgive and forget
because we fogive tait and foget what nazis are
what thats not what tht is
Lucas says:
I just dislike them I thought harry was an ardvark
w!ll says:
lololol
Lucas says:
and I thought tait was the biggest fag on  the planet and i was right!
also
on the topic of fags I saw homogay today
w!ll says:
where’
Lucas says:
when me and john  were biking to the tennis courts
on bristol
w!ll says:
was he with people?
Lucas says:
lol no
w!ll says:
so how badly did you two beat him up?
Lucas says:
we didn’t he was on a bike and neither of us had ever spoken to him
w!ll says:
but if i do reacll the bro code says that if you are with another bro and you see a fag that you hate and theyre not with people you have to beat the shit out of them for the greater good
Lucas says:
It doesn’t say that the bro code doesn’t discriminate against homosexuals.
w!ll says:
hes not actually gay
i dont use fag to refer to gay people
Lucas says:
why not
w!ll says:
i just dont
i do call lesbians dykes tho
Lucas says:
I wanna meet a legit gay person
w!ll says:
i have
Lucas says:
who?!?!?
w!ll says:
several actually
well does bi curios count?
Lucas says:
sure who?
w!ll says:
jesse geniole
and im pretty sure lowmanizer is too
and ian gabreil obviously
Lucas says:
lowman? andrew lowman?
w!ll says:
jessie
Lucas says:
oh
Lucas said (10:56 PM):
im leaving msn on but im going for a hot tub
Lucas said (10:57 PM):
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=411865976
Lucas said (11:02 PM):
lol i started listening to paramour
john mack says:
r u back
Lucas says:
yes i am
john mack says:
ogmomgomgomgomg
Lucas says:
lol tell me if im totally off or not
am i?
john mack says:
with what
Lucas says:
If she looks like emily gay
john mack says:
o havnt watched it yet
Lucas says:
oh ok r u tired?
john mack says:
ya
Lucas says:
ya same what were you doing?
john mack says:
watchin tennis
Lucas says:
oooooo physiked for tommorow>?
john mack says:
u bet
Lucas says:
epic 3 way?
no homo
john mack says:
k
 
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Lucas says:
ZOMG
epic 3 way!
w!ll says:
no homo!
Lucas says:
lol nice thought
What thoughts do you guys have on me listening to paramour guys?
w!ll says:
i dont like yur taste in music
Lucas says:
btw john were not gonna continue the conversation untill you give us your thought on it
john mack says:
dont know what it its
Lucas says:
paramour? its a band and its mainstream here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKe7VLj_UU
Quick name a topic!
w!ll says:
germination
Lucas says:
what is this?
w!ll says:
wikipedia it!
Lucas says:
Germination is the process in which a plant or fungus emerges from a seed or spore and begins growth. The most common example of germination is the sprouting of a seedling from a seed of an angiosperm or gymnosperm. However the growth of a sporeling from a spore, for example the growth of hyphae from fungal  spores, is also germination. In a more general sense, germination can imply anything expan
w!ll says:
enthraling
Lucas says:
ding into greater being from a small existence or germ.
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Think humans can proform germanation?
w!ll says:
this is not an effective three way
john mack says:
srry
Lucas says:
why not?
oh right JOHN
I think he’s reading his book
.,
w!ll says:
wow john you read?
john mack says:
no
i quit
Lucas says:
lol its an addicition
john mack says:
no thats starcraft
Lucas says:
your addicted to starcraft?
john mack says:
no u r
Lucas says:
No i’m not im addicted to jerking not starcraft
w!ll says:
remember our discussion before?
john mack says:
what happened
henry fail at parkour?
Lucas says:
lol that you assume that
w!ll says:
no i told lucas to stop telling me about his beat off sessions
Lucas says:
I asked why
john mack says:
o i know
Lucas says:
and i said i tell girls about it sometimes and they dont care
john mack says:
thats just weird
w!ll says:
see
Lucas says:
lol not if you know me
w!ll says:
people agree with me!
Lucas says:
You have conformist thoughts will what can i say.
w!ll says:
no john is emulating me
john mack says:
omgf
Lucas says:
oh my god fuck
john mack says:
well i pushed omg
but the f was a typo
and just happend to stand for that
Lucas says:
a hillarious typo
Another example of my brilliant vocabulary up there.
hey will guess how much money we earned on trinod?
w!ll says:
10 cents?
Lucas says:
4 ceents!
2 each!
w!ll says:
yeahhhhh
john mack says:
what is that
Lucas says:
we need to write a new script!
john mack says:
o and lucas u r copious
w!ll says:
what should i have for dinner?
john mack says:
i had chinese
yay
Lucas says:
I am not profuse!
w!ll says:
you two are helpful
john mack says:
thats not what it means
Lucas says:
google define begs to differ!
it also means large in number
but i dont think thats what you ment
john mack says:
it means u have a large vocab
suck on that
Lucas says:
ooo
xhibiting abundance or fullness, as of thoughts or words.
*e
It has three meanings
john mack says:
A legitimate (but little used) definition of ‘copious’ is given (by
the Oxford English Dictionary, no less) as:

copious — Of a language: Having a large vocabulary
Lucas says:

co•pi•ous
  
Time for an epic group sign off!

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