If you are southern – words southerners don’t use properly

For those of you from the south, here is a lesson in grammar. These are words that Southern schools just totally fail to teach.

• Tin: This is actually spelled “ten” meaning one plus nine.
• Far: This is actually spelled “fire” meaning the visible part of combustion (burning).
• Tar: This is actually spelled “tower” meaning the object you can climb to see farther.
• Pin: This is actually spelled “pen” meaning the writing utensil that has ink.
• Beginning: It is actually two words, “big inning” meaning the three out interval in which the team scored the most runs.
• Grammar: It is actually “grandma” but it gets fractured.