I was recently asked by someone to tell them what the worst thing I’ve done was. I’m not really sure as to what the worst exact thing  was. I knew a bunch popped in my head. So I thought I would write them down here for you guys as well.

I once got a kid in my Grade 3 class to swallow a marble. It wasn’t even the tiny ones it was a marble the size of a little rubber bouncing ball. I told him he would get to keep my marble, and a few more. He got to have that one only. I wasn’t letting him have any more.

*I was just informed as I am writing this, that I also dropped my cousin on his neck for him assaulting my brother. No harm was done* To be fair, in my defense, he was assaulting my brother.

I once dumped a girl in high school on her birthday.

I kicked a deaf kid in the nuts in grade 8, he was attacking me with rulers with metal edges.

I set fire to the woods once when I was like 9.

I conned my way on a trip to Toronto once from a cousin.

I stole money from my parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, and grandparents.

One time, the native reserve I come from was hosting a block party on my street. And this kid I knew got his face painted to look like The Ultimate Warrior from the WWF. The moment he got all hyped up and started chasing me. I threw puddle water from my backyard into his face ruining his paint.

When I was getting with a girl who ended up becoming my girlfriend. She was seeing someone else. So I didn’t like that, anyways she always hung out at my house. And we would get closer and bond and what not. But she would always say that we could only be friends for now, because of someone she was seeing who she had deep feelings for. Well, he lived in another city at the time and she didn’t exactly have a phone or a means of contacting him. SO she would use my computer. She would leave her Facebook on and wait for him to respond. When he finally came online she would talk to him even telling him where she was. So when she would go to the bathroom I would write to him as myself saying that we were there laughing at him and fooling around, while he was in another city. He would freak out and say insulting, disparaging remarks about me, and her. Then when she came back there was no signs of me talking to him on her chat since I messaged his inbox, then deleted what i sent. He never seen her again, lovingly anyways.