A few random strange, funny, some true, some not true short tales!
A few random strange, funny, some true, some not true short tales!
Don’t let vanity take your life.
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It was claimed that a man in New York was so desperate to get rid of his flab, that he allowed his friend to perform amateur liposuction on him in his garage. As you may have guessed a vacuum cleaner is not the ideal for carrying out this delicate weight loss operation and the man died there and then in the make shift medical clinic, he died of an over dose of lidocaine! Don’t try this at home folks.
Fantastic plastic lover.
A husband who frequently asked his wife to cover his nose and mouth with her nightie when they were making love decided to add a plastic bag to his repertoire of solo sex toys. Martin thirty-four pulled a plastic bag over his head and used a vacuum to remove the air. He was found lying by the still running vacuum cleaner, fully clothed and dead. (The Sun newspaper)
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Fast food fatality.
The felonious antics of two fast food manages went terribly wrong. They elaborated a fake robbery/arson. Lisa the twenty two year old night manager was to play the part of the victim. She was bound with duct tape and trapped inside the walk in meat cooler, while her co-worker started a small fire and walked out with a duffel bag of cash. A part of the key plan was for her to call the fire brigade who would then go and rescue Lisa. Unfortunately the wastebasket fire went unnoticed until the morning shift arrived to find a slow burning smoulder that had never erupted into a raging fire. However the air from the open door caused the smoulder to burst into flames, the fire brigade were called again. Lisa was found in the freezer, chilled and semi-conscious. She was rushed to hospital where she died from hypothermia.
Lisa’s body showed no signs of forced restraint, the duct tape was loose and she could have easily freed herself from the tape and escaped from the unlocked refrigerator. (The Times news)
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Envy flames of passion.
Uwe of Brandenburg Germany had gone through an acrimonious divorce. He had lost everything, even the house to his estranged wife. Enraged by his wife’s unmitigated legal victory, the forty year old man decided to follow the sage advise of an obscure German proverb, “If life gives you lemons, burn them.”
He went down into the basement with his power drill and bore several holes into a very large oil tank. He then set it on fire and the entire basement went up in flames within seconds. His joy soon turned to fear as he realised he was in the middle of a very angry basement fire. He tried hard to save himself but to no avail. Uwe died in the fire much to the amusement of his ex-wife. (Dusseldorf Express)
very interesting write 
You have to wonder what goes on in the heads of some people. I like Sharif’s way of putting it: “Death By Stupidity”.
This made me smile.
Oohhh…makes me feel giddy all over…!!!
Amusing now, but..haha…I don’t think it was a the time 
) Poor Sods!
Ha! Hehehehehe .. what goes around comes around .. and boy did it come round real fast for that lot!
LOL… Really, you had me in stitches! Real funny there! 
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