Do you really want to see a picture like this? I can make the picture with just one stick… It is a symbol, and I can force you to pay if you really really really really really want to know all about it. It will not kill you. Go ahead…try me. Taste it. Lick it. Stick it. This is an ad for both YOU and your CHILDREN and it is going to FORCE YOU to PAY ME RIGHT NOW. You will pay for it. I GUARANTEE IT. KEEP READING. (Are you getting the picture?) (Would you like to learn more about this?) (I also do not). I am done writing this ad. I do not want to be tested. I do not need to be tested. I have done nothing wrong. If you want to FILM THIS, YOU WILL WATCH IT.

WATCH IT OR ELSE YOU SON OF A BITCH.

GIVE ME MONEY RIGHT NOW.

(i am going to do something else now…)

see you later?

(gee, this is quite an ad…)

DO YOU WANT THIS OR NOT?

(i think that there is a POINT to all of this).

THIS IS AN AD.

(do I HAVE TO keep reading this?)

NO.

(ok).