There’s been many political and regular idiots who have entered into both our life and economy, who seem to be affecting all of the U.S. with their powers of idiocy. Now who doesn’t want power?

So here’s a simple guide on how to be an idiot.

First some examples:

1. George Bush (No Comment.)
2. Sarah Palin
3. The Nordlings.

These people have defined “idiot” in the dictionary, so look them up and study their actions and lifestyle.

Now, write the following on a piece of paper.

1. Name

2. Date

3. Race

4. Job

Now burn that paper. It has nothing to do with what we’re doing.

Now that you’ve done something pointless, and have studied the lifestyle of great examples of idiots, your halfway through your journey.

Now follow these steps to become a true idiot:

Write a poem that doesn’t rhyme, and then ask yourself why it doesn’t rhyme until you find an answer.

Run in the middle of the road with your children on your back really fast, and right before a car comes so you don’t get hit ( if you get hit, just shake it off, and try again!)

Do the zig-zag, across the floor, zip it and diagonal…Now slap yourself and do it again.

Say ” Would you like a side of fries” after everything you say.

Sleep on the floor when your blanket is occupying your bed.

Have fun with being an idiot, or you will never be a successful one.