These are several ways on how to break your computer:

1. Download tons of stuff from untrustworthy websites.

2.  Take a bat and insert it into the front of the computer vigorously.

3. Drop your computer onto a hard surface.

4. Drop your computer from a high altitude.

5. Search “Fred” and play one of his videos at full volume.

6. Remove all of the circuits and buttons.

7. Burn it.

8. Throw it in a swimming pool and turn it on.

9. Microwave it.

10. Insert large amounts of peanut butter into the vents.

If your computer is still working, then lock it in a safe, and drop it to the bottom of the ocean.