Hi loves. So back to where I said we would start last time: how to get yourself noticed after you have decided in fact, not to stalk the object of your attention. For girls, my advice is simple: be sexy/cute/beautiful/make the guy want to feel like he would enjoy having sex with you. For guys, it’s a little more complicated.

Women, as I’m sure you all know, are mysterious creatures in general. And I mean that in the best possible way, as I love to curl up with a mystery book by the fireplace. But inherent in this unfathomable mystery is the fact that women are mysteries to men because women are often mysteries to themselves. Men do not know what women want because women often don’t know what they themselves want.

It’s a little like playing job roulette. Imagine, if you will, going to an interview for a job. The only catch is, you don’t know what kind of employee it is. Instead, you pointed randomly at a classified ad in the newspaper, and without having read the ad, you go to the workplace with your resume in hand. Now it seems somewhat daunting. You don’t know if the suit that you’re wearing is too formal, or you don’t know if the fact that you graduated summa cum laude is going to be useful if you’re going to be working at a construction site..

Fear not. Like a job interview, there are a few things that you as men can do (and women if you’re reading this, I know you’ll be shaking your heads).

One: be confident. Women like confidence. It all dates back to the prehistoric days when we were cavemen wearing animal skins and carrying bones for weapons. The confident men were able to go out and bring back big chunks of buffalo meat for his family to eat while the more passive men couldn’t provide for their woman. Aside from my apparent dearth of knowledge of anthropology, this paragraph merely suggests that women like a confident men because it implies that you’ll be able to provide for them. It means that you’ll be able to take charge of a situation which she does not know how to handle (but she’ll never admit that she can’t handle it, so let her feel like she can), and you’ll just seem all that much better in bed.