Open that window and live through it.
Another in my home improvement and information articles.
This one is about how to properly and safely open windows.
1) Step number one is the most difficult. It is imperative that you do not have cooking oil or motor oil or soap of any kind on your hands. This step is important because you can potentially have a hand slip and break the glass; thereby slashing your wrists and essentially sealing your impending doom, and you will soon bleed to death.
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In addition you can also slip and your head can shatter through the glass; this can cause unsightly lacerations and you can also become decapitated. Just think of the embarrassing moment when the mailman comes to the house, and even though you’ve read the manual on how to safely open the front door, you can’t do it because you are dead.
That’s got to suck.
2) Once your hands are clean simply unlatch the latching mechanism, and slide crank or push the window open and tada you are done.
Tune in tomorrow for explicit instructions on how to close the window.
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