Us men just love girls, we do. There’s so many things to "do with them" that you don’t really want to do with guys. Some Blokes have trouble talking to them; so here are some tips to help out.

Do not keep your eyes on the prize

This is extremely important, what ever you do don’t stare at a girl’s chest. EVER. Now you might be thinking “I love when people stare at my junk” but it isn’t the same, at the very least you need to pretend you like her for her personality even if that is a load of shit. Girls love strong men who have the sensitivity required to stare at them in the eyes and no where else.

Don’t just tell her she’s pretty, mean it

Nobody loves a liar and that goes double with women. Just because what your saying is nice doesn’t mean that your excused from telling the truth. Get it into your head that you are talking to the most beautiful girl in the world long before you go and tell her that. 

Leave the porn and games at home

I don’t care if your the king of pac-man there are things girls just do not want to hear about, and those are porn and video games. I would say more but really that’s all there is to it.

Be a gentleman 

Hold doors, say thank you, be on time to meet her. These things are just what you do when you visit your grandmother, everyone loves a good guy. No matter what the circumstances walk through them with pomp, circumstance, and grace. Just say “what would Chuck Norris do”

Flatter her

Once you know she’s pretty remind her every once in awhile and try not to stick exclusively to superficial comments, push it into things like “your really nice, fun and I’m having a great time with you” and for god sake do not, I repeat DO NOT use pick up lines.

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