Humorous advice
Useless advice

Oilcloth long retain its novelty, if it did not raise.

Anything that can go wrong it will.

Not such a bad situation that could not be worse.

If you do not know how to entertain guests, take their money.

What if the house bred mice? We have to wait until the house get money, and then buy a mousetrap.

You go to a big thing – do not forget to go in a little.

A fuse of your new TV set will be only working detail after TV set firing.

You don’t need to follow these advices, but if you want – you can do it.