I hate this, I really do. All I wanted was a really nice chocolate cake. Is that too much to ask?

I got all my ingredients in place, did everything right. Melted chocolate, made the batter look so amazing that I could eat it raw. But then it happened

I did not have a cake tin, so I thought I could make it in the microwave. I did. Placed it in and within 5 minutes there was ONLY smoke

Not only was my perfect cake ruined but I had to run around the room with a towel, driving away the smoke from the fire alarm. The last thing I wanted was a fire alarm going off My day couldn’t have been ruined more…Anyways, my entire world is frustrated, sad and damaged right now…Sigh, I want my cake back :’( 

Do whatever, but DO NOT make cake in the microwave and that too on full power I’ve learnt my lesson. Oh yes, I’ve maybe even runied the microwave because it doesn’t seem to be working anymore…What an eventful morning

P.S. Can one really bake cakes in the microwave??